- conor holler

Anyone that doesn’t get jacked when a red-hot techno song gets pumped is retarded. Listening to techno makes you stronger, able to drive better, and allows you to take inhuman amounts of ecstasy. I mean, let’s face it: no one ever popped a pill and went to a Springsteen concert.

A couple of nights ago I projected the itunes visualization onto my entire north wall. It was sweet. I saw people on the street looking up into my apartment, wowed by the pulsing tunes and fantastic light show I was putting on. Pretty soon there was a line-up of people waiting outside, listening and dancing to my powerful house jams; they truly were Prisoners of the Beat.

Tonight, I’m having another street party. I might even jack in my strobe light. Chris Shepard is coming by with Love Inc. and we’re just gonna fuckin’ dance.


3 Comments

This made me smile all over.
Was this at the Artiste??

Simone Denny and I go jogging together everyday.

Posted by Broken Bones on 13 April 2009 @ 4pm

Actually, I live in the CHUM building.

Posted by Conor on 14 April 2009 @ 6pm

HAHA!
When I was a young dumbass, I thought the BEST job in the world would be an electric circus dancer, they get payed pretty well apparently, the regulars, and all they do is dance in neon 90’s clothes.

Posted by LOUBA on 16 April 2009 @ 1am

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